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Mr. Teabags: Good morning. I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, but I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently, and so it takes me rather longer to get to work. Now then, what was it again? Mr. Pudey: Well sir, I have a silly walk and I'd like to obtain a Government grant to help me develop it. Mr. Teabags: I see. May I see your silly walk? Mr. Pudey: Yes, certainly, yes. Mr. Teabags: That's it, is it? Mr. Pudey: Yes, that's it, yes. |
(And to make it a bit easier,
Dr. Pitman can't accidentally leave the box. If he attempts to move beyond
the edge, he steps in the other direction. Otherwise, poor Pitman might
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Hmm, with a target distance of ten, random sampling appears to be more efficient. And it appears that the data climbs above our trend line near the end of the graph — as if our efficiency is degrading. We need more data!
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Mr. Teabag: Yes, yes, yes. It's not particularly silly, is it? Mr. Pudey: Well, ah-ah... Mr. Teabag: I mean, the left leg isn't silly at all and the right leg merely does a forward aerial O'Brien half turn every alternate step. Mr. Pudey: Yes, but I feel with a federal grant I could make it a lot more silly. |
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Mr. Teabag: Mr. Pudey, the very real problem is one of finance. You see, there's defense, education, housing, health, social security, silly walks. They're all supposed to get the same. But last year the government spent less on Silly Walks than they did on industrial reorganisation. We're supposed to get 348 million pounds a year to cover our entire Silly Walks programme. Coffee?
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![]() (We have been using power curves for our trend lines. This is only to indicate an approximate fit, not the analytical solution.) |
In a vast search area, then, any reasonably close target can more easily be reached by a random walk than mere random sampling. More walkers will tend to find the target faster, and may even be more efficient overall than fewer walkers. Random walks do not accurately represent biological adaptation, which relies primarily on selection to guide the search through stepwise changes. In addition, we have shown that random walks have few salient characteristics in common with random sampling. So Dr. Pitman finally found his keys. But will he ever stop wandering aimlessly? ;o) |
Mr. Teabags: Now Mr Pudey. I'm not going to mince words with you. I'm going to offer you a Research Fellowship on the Anglo-French. Mr Pudey: La Marche Futile? |
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Monty Python |
It's Silly (Wav, 20KB) I Have a Silly Walk Ministry
of Silly Walks |